Diceritakan semula

Diceritakan semula.
Sumber fB : Abdul muati
MIND YOUR LANGUAGE  (Part 1)

Assalamualaikum. Coretan petang Sabtu 4.6.16

Kisah ini diceritakan kepada saya oleh seorang sahabat yg bekerja sbg guru bahasa Inggeris di Kedah. Kisah berlaku semasa ujian lisan bahasa Inggeris SPM banyak tahun lalu.

 Semasa ujian tsb dijalankan dua orang guru bertugas menguji murid seorang demi seorang.

Murid : good morning Sir.
Guru 1: Good morning. Please sit down. Tell us what is your name.
Murid : my name is Mohd Rosli bin Lebai Kasa.
Guru 2: where do you live?
Murid : I live at Kampong Aloq Biak.
Guru 1: Good. What is your father's occupation?
Murid: err uhmm I, I, I don't understand Sir.
Guru 2: ok let me ask. Rosli, your father work what?
Murid: Ooo, my father is a banger.
Guru 1 dan Guru 2: what???
Murid: my father is a banger.
Guru1: what does he do?
Murid: every day he goes to the mosque and bang. Five times a day Sir.
Guru2: Ooo, your father is a tok bilai...
Murid: yes Sir.
Guru2: hadoiii. Klu ada 3 lagi mcm ni boleh tarik mengkarong aku...
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